grass

something you, nor I, have touched

person 1: lets go touch some grass!
person 2: what's grass
person 1: I don't know

by average grass enjoyer August 22, 2024

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

touch grass

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.

This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.

Touch grass you're so dogwater!

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Honky grass

A residential lawn or area of extremely well maintained grass that only white people put the time and money into caring for. The effort in lawncare outweighs the effort they put into their own wife or children. Typically associated with a pair of green stained, white, New Balance shoes and a riding mower with a light beer.

Damn, Mr. B's grass be green as a motha, he got that honky grass.

by WhitePeopling November 6, 2024

The Grass

extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration,.

Jeff s definitely the grass.

by Keeffe November 13, 2024

Grass

Earth's majestical naturally occurring pubic hair that somehow appears from dirt

Man, why do cows eat grass? It's Earths pubes

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024

Grass

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now. Grass typically grows from soil or dirt. When you look out the window like a Genshin player (only real g's actually go outside,) you likely find green plants stemming out of dirt, and a lot of it. This is grass. Grass needs to be cut every once in a while to make sure it doesn't overgrow.

Timmy went outside to touch some grass.

by I hate fortnite kids November 25, 2024