win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

Nah I'd win.

Nah I'd win.

Yuji: So you'd lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win.

by LAKA SAKA WAKA June 26, 2024

Win

You didn't win shit. You collectivized to steal my shit because I made you and your slut daughters cry because you know and they know that they are fucking the fat cocks indiscriminately. So you take your revenge by making my life hell all the while pretending you weren't crying like a bitch a second ago and pretending that I'm not better than you, which I am.

Hym "And it's going to be someone else's daughter who pays the price. You didn't win. You ran because 'you don't think you're better than anyone.' You're trying to avoid giving me credit for my profound accomplishment and if someone doesn't stop you there is no amount of 'Yeah but we had to teach that guy a lesson' that is going to make it up to the person it effects. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize and my money now."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

win machine

A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing

The Hulk never loses, he is a win machine, he just gets stronger the angrier he gets until he wins.

by Mushroomtattoo May 29, 2018

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.

Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.

by Beter Griffin has ligma September 30, 2021