Last Man Standing [Last Man Standing]

A game that only drunk people should play. Several men all watch straight porn until they all get a boner (pants are optional). Then the porn is immediately switched to man-on-man porn (assuming all men are straight). The winner is the last man "standing." This game can be switched for gay people to watch girl-on-girl porn

Me and the guys were arguing who gets the last steak so we played Last Man StandingLast Man Standing.

I won Last Man Standing Last Man Standing last week but at a high cost . . .

by Bajam December 9, 2008

from first to last

a shitty emo band, needs to suffer a horrible death. i want to stab them myself.

look at those queers on stage, they must be from first to last, i will not ride your goddamned wings of pestillance.

by EdgarStun May 31, 2006

Last Minute Lipstick

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period and then having her give you head with blood all over your C**k

I had me a little last minute lipstick action with this girl last night it was special.

by Djloki59 July 24, 2008

Lasith

A small made Sri Lankan boy, generally has delayed puberty and stops growing at a tender age.

Can be used as a synonym for homosexuality.

Most commonly used to describe bisexual or homosexual people with small genitalia.

His penis is very lasith. He reminds me of lasith. This new guy at work is very lasith.

by Peter La Poste November 26, 2013

Lakitu

That Turtle On A Cloud Mother Fucker Who Is Always Killing In Fucking Super Mario Bros Fucking Lakitu You Cunt

Lakitu (/ləˈki tu / or /ˈlækɪtu /), known in Japan as Jugem (ジュゲム Jugemu, dʑɯ.ɡe.mɯ), is a fictional flying character in the Mario franchise. Created by Shigeru Miyamoto, it first appeared in the Nintendo Entertainment System video game Super Mario Bros., where it dropped enemies called Spinies on the stage. It has a striped green shell, wears aviator goggles, and rides around in a smiling cloud. He has since appeared in several main Mario titles since, as well as Mario spin-off titles, notably the Mario Kart series where he acts as the referee and a playable character in Mario Kart 7 and Mario Kart 8. He has appeared in non-Mario titles, including the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

by Cousin Weegee September 25, 2018

The Last Supper

The last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “Last Supper” the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has been changed for the common person

Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me"
Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure."

by Master Apps July 16, 2008

Last Mohican

When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.

She and I were getting real into things when I decided to hop around to the back of her and give make her the Last Mohican.

by Beav November 25, 2003