Mike Jeffries

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.

Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".

by KX12 May 19, 2014

Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffre Dahmer was a homosexual serial killer who killed 17 teenagers and young adults, his MO (Latin: Modus Operandi, English: Mode of Operation) was to aproach a male that he liked, offer them money to pose naked for photos, take them back to his flat, drug them, have sex with them, kill them befor they regained conciouse, had sex with their bodies again, dismember their bodies in his bathtub, disolve some body parts in acid and throw the rest in the trash.

Dahmer would keep trophies of his victims, he would cut of their heads, boil off the flesh polish and paint them and keep them in his house. He would also take polaroids of his victims as he dismemberd them and he would keep parts of their anatomy and freeze, preserve or eat them (i.e. heart, liver, flesh, penis and testicles, et cetera . . . )

Dahmer was caught and imprisoned in 1991 and was found guilty of 15 murders, he was sentenced to something like 940 years.

In 1994 he was beaten to death in prison.

For more info on the famouse Jeffrey Dahmer, go to www.crimelibrary.com and type Jeffrey Dahmer into the "Search" on the website.

by Stephen Foy July 14, 2004

terry jeffords

Sergeant Terry Jeffords of Brooklyn 99 loves a lot of things.

- yogurt
- walls
- foreign films
- responsible agricultural practices

But most of all he loves his squad in the 99, and his wife and kids.

Man, I wish I was as jacked as Terry Jeffords.

by Brooklyn-Define-Define December 20, 2018

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

Jeffzilla

When a intoxicated person starts bumping into people or objects and creates havoc.

Example: Hey Jeffzilla, are you going to pay for my tent you just snapped into pieces?

by King Hester July 16, 2014

Jeffit

The act of doing something regardless of consequences. Born in the world of software code peer reviews, but can be used effectively across all aspects of life

Developer #1: Are you gonna add any unit tests to your code?
Developer #2: Nah man, I'm just gonna Jeffit and hope for the best.

by GrumpyOldProgrammer November 13, 2018

Jeffery Krajic

Only the greatest history teacher ever. Always has clean hair and shoes.

"Did you see Jeffery Krajic?"
"Yeah his shoes are sick!"

by Hellahotteapot October 21, 2021