silly little goose 

Me. I am silly little goose.

Bird #1: who is silly little goose?

Bird #2: squawk.

Silly Little Goose: Me. I am silly little goose. *insert evil goose laughter*

silly little goose by Silly little goose February 11, 2023

Talk to me Goose 

"Talk to me, Goose" means it is your turn to speak, talk or respond.

If you are on a live selling platform, then ask the seller about an item you are interested in, and the seller shows you the item you asked about but you don't respond, the seller will say," Talk to me Goose". Because it's your turn, and you are it. Like the game duck, duck, Goose. Once tagged, you are it!

Talk to me Goose by Luv2Vape April 25, 2023

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

I kicked a goose by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Slipped the goose 

"Slip the goose" means almost anything depending on context. It is the perfect expression because it invokes a strong visual, and yet it's vague enough that it resonates in a wide variety of situations with various meanings. Depending on how you say it and with what other combinations of words the meaning can mean someone did awesome, someone did badly, someone messed up, someone got confused, someone did something really tiring, or someone blew off work or other obligations, or even someone avoided a problem or tragedy.

Good - Hell yeah, man! You slipped the goose big time! Oh dang, you're lucky you slipped the goose.

Bad - Damn, you really slipped the goose. I don't know man, I slipped the goose earlier and not feeling it. The hell man, you slipped the Goose

Slipped the goose by danielrossi September 27, 2023

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose! 

A phrase coined by Jacksepticeye which roughly means "To attempt to maneuver your way through something extremely dangerous."

"AAAAND...DISMOUNT! GO JACK! THINK LIMBER, THINK LOOSE, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!" *Dies* "OH, FUCK IT!"

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose! by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2022

awkward goose 

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.

Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah

awkward goose by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010

Little Goose Chubby 

A small, almost unnoticable erection, brought about by an awkward yet exciting situation. The aroused must be a goose.

When the hot girl gave the awkward goose a hug, he got a little goose chubby.

Little Goose Chubby by Goosey penis April 30, 2010