Feeding my dog

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.

"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."

by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008

Feedis

Gs small unloved penis

I missed the pins by a feedis

by Suckmebum July 9, 2016

Feeding the Monkey

Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).

Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"

by BRIAN BERRY!!!!!!! AKA saladfingers... June 29, 2007

feed zoe

Slang, polite way to explain that you need to go defecate.

"You'll have to excuse me; I need to go feed Zoe."

by Scottie M May 22, 2007

feeder

A player who be killed too many times for nothing by enemy in a MOBA game like Dota2 or Lol.

Hey, uninstall Dota 2, u feeder!!

by Terminatoy August 7, 2016

feed the snake

Base ball term - Pitcher is the feeder, balls the food, and the strike zone is the snake.

Come on kid, feed the snake! (To the pitcher)

by Wow. June 8, 2016

big feeder

When a man cums in a girls mouth then spits it into his mouth causing him to throw up in her ass and fucks her analy

hey helga me and u should do a big feeder.

by Antonios Lopez April 22, 2009