Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

doinkapotomous

a combination of someone named "vince" and a hippopotomous.

That Vince sure is a doinkapotomous!
Yeah, what a doinky!

by schemy November 26, 2010

donket

A donkey-like creature with freckles on it's face and nose and sharp, spiked horns on it's head to kill the dogs that they use for dinner

look at that creature!
oh yeah, it has horns and really cute freckles...must be a donket!
so it is! i've studied them for nine years now, i have a degree on them and everything

by ilovedonkets February 27, 2011

donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.

God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty

by Donkey chode February 20, 2011

Donkey Dangler

Referring to anyone that is just a complete tool, douche, or a dick.

"Somebody throat punch this donkey dangler to shut him up. He has no idea what he's talking about!"

by Darknessofman March 29, 2015

Donkay

Most commonly used when bunny hopping up stairs, donkay is a one of a kind word that was originated by shrek, and made famous by yours truly. Combinding this word with bogner should only be used in serious situations and pissing off your father.

My father beat me after my final “donkay” on the thirteenth step.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Costa Donkey

Larger British drunken female tourist which provides late night beach rides for drunken male tourists. Native habitat is usually on the Spanish costlines but is now known to have spread to other coastlines in Europe.

Dave: "Fuckin'ell John where the fuck did you end up last night?"

John: "Yeah Dave, I was wankered. I remember coming out of the Pirate bar and taking that Costa Donkey that was slavering all over us for a ride on south beach."

Dave: "You dirty fucker, stay away from me!"

by Mat Vaughan June 24, 2008