Sabertooth Crotchcricket

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 15, 2005

Crotch Festival

A celebration of which cock is abound and litters the streets. Usually attended by homosexual males. They feast on cock meat sandwiches and indulge in practices of butt humpery.

Dude, are you coming to Justin's Crotch Festival? Yeah, we're all hoppin' in his Volkswagen and rolling out for some hot ramrod!

by Christopher Litsey April 23, 2008

Crotchless pants

Pants worn by a man or woman. For a woman its to show what a prime pussy she has and for a man its like in your face world get over it.

Kathy's got on crotchless pants.

by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009

Academic Crotch Grab

When you get a hand job during school. In class.

"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"

by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009

fire crotch

he sexiest type of man out there. I want a guy with a hot fire crotch to fuck me

Oh yea baby spread your fire all over me and do me like an animal

by Lexus January 16, 2004

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005

frothing at the crotch

If a chick is gagging for it, she might be frothing at the crotch with vag fluid.

D-Mac's dancing had every skank in the 'stang frothing at the crotch.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004