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Apres-Coffee

The imminent poop that is brought on by drinking your first cup of coffee in the morning.
I had a large latte on my way to work, now I have to go drop an Apres-Coffee
by BarstoolBoy September 16, 2011
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Awkward Moments Coffee

A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.
You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.
by Fun1k November 28, 2011
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hot coffee

Rockstar Entertainment's wardrobe malfunction.

A hack in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas where, after using several cheats and going through pain-staking effort, one can see GTA character Carl Johnson receive fellatio and play a mini-game of having sex with his girlfriend. The term "hot coffee" comes from the fact that, if the girlfriend enjoys herself on her date, she will invite you back to her house for "coffee."

Became a controversy due to Hillary Clinton, who called for a House vote urging the Federal Trade Commission to step in and investigate the Rockstar Entertainment "scandal." Since this happened, the ESRB has re-rated GTA:SA with an Adults Only (AO) rating (as opposed to the original Mature (M) rating), meaning that the game is not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. This has caused stores like Best Buy and Wal Mart to yank the game off of shelves, as most electronics stores have a policy that does not allow the sale of AO games.

To add to the irony, law suits are now starting to rise from independent consumers who supposedly bought the game for their children (who were under the age of 17), claiming that they thought that the game was rated M and not AO (the age difference between an M and AO game is one year).
The hot coffee hack has definately taken a toll on sales, since most of the stores that used to carry GTA:SA no longer allow for its sale. On the other hand, the media attention has only served to cause greater public interest in the product, which could help in the long run.
by muchluv August 25, 2005
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ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
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black coffee

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.
Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
by barista101 July 18, 2011
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online coffee

When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.
A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
by Lee Hartman May 4, 2010
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Old Coffee cracker

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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