Chode

for clearer definition see 'crotch monkey'

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by poo August 1, 2003

Chode

(ch-ode) N. A measurement of weight equivalent to a 100 pounds (lbs). Not to be confused with Chodé, the metric version. Chodes, plural

My friend went to weight in at wrestling he weighted 2.1 chodes, surprisingly he was .01 of a chode over.

by paradoxical child March 22, 2010

little chode

a small penis, thats wider than it is long...

look at hamber, he's got a little chode

by Peter Gaskell December 14, 2008

chode bagging

chode bagging: rubbing one's chode (usually sweaty) on a fallen foe's face after epic combat.

After beating up her friend, I started chode bagging him to show my dominance...

by power metal whore October 25, 2009

Chode Bisque

Dirty discharge containing a mixture of urine and anus juices. Often mixed with pirate booty.

Brian: Wow Lacey that was some good chode bisque
Lacey: Thanks I made it myself
Brian: WOW!

by chip42399 January 21, 2009

chode stick

a stupid person; an idiot.

Ciera is such a chode stick!

by amanda arsonist October 10, 2006

oversized chode

A massive fucken chode which technically means it's not a chode but is too long to be considered a standard fucken chode

I gave Nancy my oversized chode. Her Cunt is built for the oversized chode but not her asshole

by Trent_From_Punchy March 10, 2018