Buffery

Evil action by evil or stupid people that leads to unintended consequences for all, such that every one gets it in the ass in some way. A portmanteau of "butt" and "fuckery", as in messing around with things you don't understand.

The 2020 election was so poorly run it's complete buffery

by Zakillah October 11, 2025

Buffseri

If you’ve got two buns around the Eddick, it becomes a Pusseri sandwich. Then, you add some buffalo SAUCE! With some garlic mayo on the side, now you’ve got a BUFFSERI SANDWICH

-What are you guys hungry for?
-I could go for some sushi nigiri

-nah even better, how about some BUFFSERI

by Nathan Barnathan October 25, 2025

scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.

Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.

by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 9, 2009

Sticky Buffet

a term used to describe very amazing weed...... usually sticky

Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.

by Jack Mehoff alot tomorrow November 30, 2010

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011