Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.
After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire
by rchgrca November 25, 2014
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manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book
my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked
by heinygirl January 31, 2011
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Google Divider

The "google" tab or other neutral tab you have open in a browser between your work tabs and your personal tabs. Thus meaning if a work tab is closed, a blank tab is shown without exposing the tabs open for personal use such as shopping, lolcats, etc.
The boss came into my office as I closed a tab in firefox, luckily for me I had a Google Divider in between the work bank tab, and my ebay shopping tab.
by melmic November 22, 2012
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Grim Googling

A portmanteau of "The Grim Reaper" and "Googling," this term describes when you Google long lost friends, extended family members, coworkers or even enemies to see if they are still alive. Typically this is done by inputting their name along with "obituary" into a search engine such as Google to see if anything comes up. This is sometimes--but ertainly not always--done in order to experience a feeling of schadenfreude.
"I went grim googling last night and found out that the first boss I ever had at my first job is now dead."
by DMBCBCB June 10, 2020
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Hand-google

A term which means having to use your phone or other electronic device to search Google for the meaning of something when Alexa has no idea what you’re talking about.
Sorry Oscar,your going to have to hand-google it. Alexa says she does not know that.
by Doguehaus September 16, 2019
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Google-eyed

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.
"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
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google video

type "video" into google, noob! honestly...
"i am a noob because i did'nt know what google video meant"
by n00binat0r July 10, 2006
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