Bread Knife

A utensil designed to cut bread when a regular knife just isn't feeling it.

The Bread Knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

The essence of the gods, crafted by our lord and saviour "Araki" and gifted to us in the form of media known as "anime"

Weeb 1: Did you see the new episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
Weeb 2: Yeah, I can't believe Caesar is dead.

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 06, 2018

Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?

Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 01, 2019

Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

Bleach

A health food that can cure living disease

I had a serious case of being alive, so I drank some bleach and now I'm all better!

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 06, 2018

Who Asked?

A common phrase used during internet arguments either when one states something entirely unrelated to the topic at hand, or when one lacks sufficient brain cells to form a valid/logical argument.

1.
*Two people having a conversation*
Person 3: I bought a second lambourghini last week
Person 1: Who asked?

2.
Twitter user 1: I personally think *piece of media* has its high points, but overall fails to deliver in many areas dominated by its competitors.
Twitter user 2: I'm journeyed all the way to a remote lake in the Finnish mountains and I still can't find who asked.

by CompleteGarbage1337 March 11, 2022