morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

party water

Vodka, or any other clear alcoholic beverage, disguised in a bottled-water bottle.

Ever since she's been sober you never see Lindsey Lohan without her "party water".

by Mikesy December 11, 2008

watering the rosebud

When you piss in your partner's ass.

I watered her rosebud.

by James Wren May 10, 2004

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

Spicy Water

Used to describe very low octane gasoline.
Term used by Jeremy Clarkson on the UK automotive show Top-Gear.

Cars in the Soviet Union were designed to run on gas octane ratings as low as 72! That's hardly even gasoline, that's just Spicy Water!

by qwerty732 July 30, 2017

Ashley water

alcohol in a water bottle, preferably vodka

"Do you want some of the ashley water?"

by winnie/ H.P. April 2, 2007

Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

by Jacktor April 20, 2019