8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.

So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?

by cajungeek March 5, 2020

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.

Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025

Mile High Pie

A pie made out of ice cream that is exactly a mile long. It is made with a cookie crust and with patterns of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.

“I’m feeling like eating a mile high pie today”
“Bruh that’s a mile long how can you eat that”

by kirbyfan99 February 28, 2022

Mami miles

Miles that you put on your car because You are going to drive and see a hot girl aka a little fuckin mami. If you drive to go link with a little Fuckin mami then you put mami miles on the car. They aren’t just regular miles they are mami miles.

Jorge: yooo I put 110 mami miles on my car!!
Nick: wtf bro ? You went and saw her this weekend?
Jorge: fuck yeah bro I drove 110 mami miles to see her.

Nick: fuck yeah bro those mami miles are coming in clutch

by Little Fuckin mami September 11, 2022

Miles

Miles are only good at being tall and that’s it. When you look at a Miles they have big lips and dumbass look. When you meet a miles they usually want to suck the the D and be super gay

Doctor: sorry to inform you but you have a chase of miles and now you are super gay

by Gaynigga69 February 22, 2019

Eighty mile

10 times cooler than the already swag eight mile

wanna go to eighty mile?

what?!?!?!

it's ten time more swag than eight mile...

damn, we gotta go then... NOW!

by ps2jzt January 5, 2012