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telesthesia

previously associated with parapsychology, i posit a usage that simply denotes an individual's mind/body experience of multiple distances simultaneously.
collegial diaspora : telesthesia of the heart and mind.
by monpriere August 30, 2010
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Telephrenia

The feeling you get while flipping through the television channels, stopping briefly on each one, and hearing logical sentences come out of it.
TV-"This is" (flip) "a great" (flip) "opportunity for this" (flip) "cheese sandwich" (flip) "and President Obama."

Guy1-"Did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?"

Guy2- "Nah man, you just have a case of Telephrenia!"
by IamJLovegren November 13, 2010
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Teledap

to share a dap that you have received with someone that the giver requested, usually when said giver will not be present to give the dap himself.
Yeah, make sure to teledap some of the guys for me when you get there.
by Meanstreak(BNino[ZSW]) February 24, 2011
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Telephone Boo

Is the person that you talk to the most on the phone that you wouldn't mind sexing up.
I was talking to my telephone boo last night . . ~ We're definitely fucking Saturday.
by Keiriinu March 10, 2011
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Telephuckoffphany

Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.

Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny
Me: Wow what a rude bitch

Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.
by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011
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telespectaculistic

anything that has to do with extreme awesome
That guys shoes are, like, soooo telespectaculistic
by CatarinaDanny July 7, 2011
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Tellin' It On Da Real Doe

-Be 100% percent honest with your previous/future comments, disregarding any and all possible repercussions and consequences

-Being forthright will any and all situations

-Being open to the point of creating a tense atmosphere based on how blunt you are
Person 1: "Bruh I ain't saying, I'm just saying yous a bitch and I'm ain't."

Person 2: "Nah I feel you, you just tellin' it on da real doe."

Person 1: "What do you think of my girlfriend?"

Person 2: "She got the personality condom. Takes all joy out of any situation. I'm just tellin' it on da real doe bruh."
by King of NA July 27, 2011
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