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turkey lurkey 

Some fool who walks like he has a turkey drumstick up his ass.
"Why's that fuckface walking like that?" "Cause he's a goddamn turkey lurkey"
turkey lurkey by Dale Davids November 26, 2006

Turkey Butt

noun.

Description:
Long bangs (to the cheek, chin or sometimes longer) swept to one side or parted down the sides of the face. Remaining hair on the top and back of the head is of short length (two to six inches) and is freaked or fanned out. The hair on the back of the head may be tapered or have an under cut. The final results resembles something like a decapitated turkey sitting upon the head of the wearer as the back of the head looks like a turkeys' butt (the array of feathers) and the bangs look like wings and/or the turkeys breast.

The turkey butt is associated with the Emo Scene and Scenesters dating back to the mid 1990's

This hair style is female dominate, however it is also worn by males. Older women who style their hair in this nature are mostly business women and the stereotypical "soccer mom".

Current adaptions of the style resemble less the appearance of a decapitated turkey and more of a "messy" or "bed head" style with long parted or sweeping bangs.
"Check out that chicks hair, it looks like a turkey butt"!
Turkey Butt by Steventon April 20, 2010

Stuffing The Turkey 

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.
Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
christmas turkey carver by Akit February 29, 2004
Its small part is in Europe and other part is in Asia, so Turkey can be called a Eurasian country.

Geographically, if United Kingdom is in the center of the world, maybe can be said Turkey is a part of Middle East , but not Arabic or Islamic country like most other Middle Easy countries.

Culturally, Turkey totally belongs to Europe. Istanbul is a part of Europe. Its history, the empires on it, buildings; a lot of things show this.

Nowadays, Turkey is trying to take the leadership of MiddleEast andgetting stronger against Israel and more, thinking of to end the occupation to Palastine.

And one day, Turkey will be called as Turkiye. Not this word.
Turkey will be a part of European Union next year.
turkey by CursedChico September 14, 2011

stuffed turkey

n. Dick trick. Begins with a couple engaged in doggie style sexual intercourse. When the male notices that the female is wearing socks, he pulls off her socks and stuffs them into her asshole. Thus, he creates impromptu tail feathers and the illusion of a stuffed turkey.
Rod looked around for the smell while he was cuttin' his biatch doggie style. Upon seeing that she was wearing socks, he manuvered the stuffed turkey because it was November. It took her a week to get those socks out of her ass.
stuffed turkey by Digitus Impudicus November 17, 2006