a nonperforming/underachieving mutant
Look at that peach
Guy 1: Look at the guy, not getting much luck with the ladies
Guy 2: That's because hes an absolute peach
Guy 1: Look at the guy, not getting much luck with the ladies
Guy 2: That's because hes an absolute peach
by word-worm March 18, 2013
Peaches is the one who gets lost at the Christmas market. She is the one who doesn’t find a ring for her finger. She is the one with eight power banks. Peaches is the one everybody knows from Mauerpark. She is the best friend you can wish for.
by EmmaLiin May 07, 2019
The Princess in Super Mario. Despite her odd name, she's a lovely, cute, and sexy princess. Usually kidnapped by Bowser, Bowser Jr, Koopalings, or other villains.
by theMasterofRok June 24, 2017
Definition 1: A useless fruit
Definition 2: A dumb princess who gets kidnapped all the time
Definition 3: The emoji you text your girlfriend (which you most likely don't have) in order to send you nudes, but she sends you fruit
Definition 2: A dumb princess who gets kidnapped all the time
Definition 3: The emoji you text your girlfriend (which you most likely don't have) in order to send you nudes, but she sends you fruit
I ate a peach today
What is wrong with that princess? Screw her
My gf is so dumb, I texted her a peach and she sent me her fruit
What is wrong with that princess? Screw her
My gf is so dumb, I texted her a peach and she sent me her fruit
by SpicyVibezzz May 04, 2020
The most beautiful girl you with ever meat and if you loss her you lost your chants at the best girl in the world She is the most wonderful smart and funny girl you will ever meat I love you aleah
by cowgirl 101 ... June 14, 2018
a delicious and juicy fruit that you can enjoy in a cobbler but that timothee chalamet also once ravenously fucked in his movie "call me by your name." Peaches have now been all the rage and are sold out from all of your local grocery stores. Employees say that peaches are "not in season" mmh shoreee back up buddy.
My dick sucker 3000 recently ran out of AA batteries so I've been substituting with a juicy peach. Wtf man! I was gonna use that for my thanksgiving cobbler you fat fuck.
by coochieassceiling January 05, 2021