Shmoto

Small cock

Hoo brah this guy girl told me he get one shmoto I feel bad he not pleasing her

by BigShmoto808 February 9, 2025

shmonckle

Noun: One who is small and autistic

Verb: One of Scandinavian descent

Noun: "I'm sorry ma'am but your son is Shmonckle"

Verb: "I'm part Shmonckle"

by The Shminckler February 28, 2025

Shmostest

The most in the whole universe, galaxy, Milky Way or multi verse. Nothing beats the shmostest.

“I love you”
“No, I love you the shmostest”

“Damn, you win :(“

by Eiffle towel March 6, 2025

Shmork

Someone terrible at everything, has no life, smells like trash, and skin has a strangely slimey and greenish hue.

That was shmork. That wasn’t me, that was shmork.

by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025

Shmoo

A shmoo is when University of Bristol students go for a poo in the Arts and Social Sciences building at the same time and hold hands under the stall. So named after the Shmoo Milkshake machine that has forever been out of order.

Do you want to go for a shmoo after the club?

by Cootina April 23, 2025

Shmoppy

Synonym to "Sloppy", except when you get tired of saying it and want an alternative

"Sorry if my pronunciation is a little shmoppy, I hit my head yesterday and can't seem to say words correctly now".

by anonymous January 26, 2026

Shmoygle

Yiddish term;
The person you spill chili on at a protest.

Whoops! Sorry about that, but I guess you're the shmoygle now. Free Palestine!

by T3ss_T1ckles February 5, 2026