stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

Stonkly

A word to describe specifically anyone named Jacob as stinky or smelly.

Jacob is a stonkly little boy. He needs a bath because of how stonkly he seems to be.

by The Stink December 12, 2022

Skronkli

Something that is adorable, and causes the urge to pet. Typically an animal, like a pet doggo

Person A: "look at that cute dog!"
Person B: "I know! Isn't he just skronkli?"

by *jumpsoffcliff* December 21, 2022

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

scronk

An alternative word for a pig noise. Similar to oink

- What does a pig say? Scronk scronk.

-"That pig just scronked at me!"

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023

Spronket

A name given to someone who likes to throw spanners at a mechanic and leave them concussed.

Gale: Oh you Spronket Bill, you left Dan unconscious!

Bill: Oh I hate being a Spronket!

by TBLamb February 10, 2023