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Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.
me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time
by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023
mugGet the Daylight Savings Timemug.

dreiton

best minecraft creative mode song.
may bring a grown man to tears due to the nostalgia contained within.
You: *plays minecraft*
*dreiton starts playing*
You: *starts crying*
by minecraft_volume_beta August 9, 2023
mugGet the dreitonmug.

Stal

a music disc in Minecraft. it is arguably the BEST music disc in minecraft, even better than Pigstep. may bring the strongest guys to tears due to the noSTALgia inside.
Steve: /give @s record_stal
System: Gave Stal x1 to Steve
Steve: *puts it in the jukebox*
Stal starts playing
*recorder part starts playing*
Steve: *visible tears from nostalgia*
by minecraft_volume_beta August 9, 2023
mugGet the Stalmug.

didn't ask

to express something you recieved, but never asked for.
bro: BIG BROTHER I DOWNLOADED PUBG FINALLY!!!!1!!!
me: thats crazy but do you know what the crazier thing is? i didn't ask!
by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023
mugGet the didn't askmug.

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.
Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks
by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023
mugGet the Stonksmug.

imagine

Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.
“imagine using Skype in 2023”
“Imagine dying in a tycoon game”
“Imagine brain.exe has stopped working
“Imagine playing fall guys in 2023”
“Imagine having room temperature IQ
by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023
mugGet the imaginemug.

L

when you lose anything, esp. currency (real or virtual).
My friend: *drops $10 into sewer*
NOOOO I LOST MY LUNCH MONEY!
Me: too bad. L
by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023
mugGet the Lmug.

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