Ryan

A Ryan is the most amazing person, you’ll ever meet, generally got a bit of acne, but is the most perfect person in the world...however can be uncomfortable and unconfident in some aspects, but when you get to know him; he’s funny af and makes you smile no matter how shit life is going. you’ll never want to let him go.

“Ryan’s so shy”

“Wtf no he’s not”

by Indiamelodieeeee July 19, 2018

Ryan

A bitch that always tells you that you’re worth nothing in life and calls your mom a drug attic and acts like everything is fine

Yo bro , Ryan’s a bitch

by Ryansboyfriend July 23, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a man with dirty blonde almost brown hair and has gorgeous blue eyes that remind you of the ocean everytime you get lost in them. He has freckles covering his shoulders . He generally likes to spend hours getting lost in a video game or looking up guns online. He also has a passion for survival items. He likes to lay and watch action movies on Netflix or gaming videos on YouTube. He is extremely tall and has an amazing body. you'll always catch him in pants and a vans shirt if he isn't in a work uniform. He tends to bottle up his emotions until he explodes. He is easily annoyed at times. But he always means well. He will speak his mind especially in an argument. But he is also very caring and extremely sweet. He will be there for you No matter What even if you do mess up a bunch. He never really gives up. He is patient and kind. If you ever ask him to pick something he won't, or will say what he thinks you want to hear which isn't always bad but can be annoying. He also likes hairless cats and his beagle. Ryan also has a passion for his Ruckus. Ryan always gets work does and rarely complains . but when he does complain about something you'll hear it about 50 times days. He has an obsession with soda and slim jims, green onions, and shrimp fried rice. But ryan is the best man you could ever have in your life. He is perfect . Any woman would be lucky to have Ryan and any woman who has left him in the past is an idiot. Ryan is a one of a kind dream come true.

Go get you a ryan.

by Lifeg0es0nnn August 11, 2018

Ryan

Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.

by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018

Ryan

A gay white guy who watches too much anime

Omg ryan is so lame

by aguadepepino September 4, 2018

Ryan

That one guy.

Oh look, its Ryan, that one guy no one likes.

by DefNotRyan September 4, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a guy that can't choose between his ex and his current girlfriend unless he gets his ex's opinion first. Ryan is and asshole, liar, and a loser. He's an insensitive prick that only thinks of himself. He can say he loves you one second and tell you his ex wants him back in another.

"What's you're boyfriends name?"
"Ryan"
"I heard Ryan isn't committed to his relationships"
"Yeah? What happened with his last one?"
"The girl broke it off because his ex (Elena) wanted him back and he didn't know how to choose between her and Elena,"
"Wow. Ryan sounds like a huge douche!"

by AquaMarine03 September 18, 2018