Bakewell Pudding 

The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.

"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."

Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"

Bakewell Pudding by Pastry February 20, 2013

sugar pudding 

The substance created when a man and a woman's cum combine

Dude, me and that girl totally made a ton of sugar pudding in the kitchen, if you know what I mean.

sugar pudding by TigerToes February 2, 2015

Rice pudding

When a dude creampies a chick and is forced to eat her out after.

Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.

Dude! I’d do dirty, dirty things to to that broad. Rice pudding.

Rice pudding by @profaneanorexic May 10, 2019

bag of pudding

1.defined by Simon, a word that means someone who does not lift weights and because of that does not have much muscle in thier arm.
2.But it can also be used as an insult for almost anything

'u should start lifting because ur arm feels like a bag of pudding.'

'how did u fail that easy test, u bag of pudding'

bag of pudding by ant.P May 3, 2006

penis puddle 

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

penis puddle by ColdFusion December 21, 2004

Christmas Pudding 

Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".

Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.

Christmas Pudding by Eman1187 December 26, 2008

Pudi 

A scary, homocidal maniac who kills people as a form of entertainment and/or on impulse.

Meanwood annoyed Jonny so much that they brought the Pudi out in him. He drove them off of the road.

Pudi by Pistolised January 1, 2011