rice pudding

A Big Stomach with long Brown Hair. Or the Act of Shoving someones face into a big hairy stomach.

Dude you just got the Rice Pudding!

by JustLastic December 3, 2007

rice pudding

what happens when you try to tweak 500 horsepower out of a car that only weighs 500 pounds

(or what happens to your motorcyle when you go 200mph on highways designed for cars doing 65)

did you see that rice-rocket?

rice pudding you mean.

totally.

by dave cole April 14, 2005

Rice pudding

When a dude creampies a chick and is forced to eat her out after.

Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.

Dude! I’d do dirty, dirty things to to that broad. Rice pudding.

by @profaneanorexic May 11, 2019

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009

Forbidden Rice Pudding

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

by Dee._ February 14, 2021

Strawberry rice pudding

Rice pudding mixed with a pink sock

"Man my girl and her ex gave me that Strawberry rice pudding last night, it hurt at first tho"

by Therealpuddingswaper June 18, 2018

too good for rice pudding

When someone, especially a woman, is too good for certain foods- especially average foods- and you just want to abruptly wake the bitch up from slumber and force feed said bitch dog food or spaghettios as criminal revenge

mossism

You never take me to "that" place

I'm too good for rice pudding!

What is this?

always orders out on your dollar- that biatch!

Lindt or Godiva honey! You know better!

by moss82 February 20, 2011