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You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
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A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
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Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.
Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.
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A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.
pro·fes·sion·al
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adjective
Person:
per·son
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A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.
First person asks:
“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.
I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“
“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.
I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“
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