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You are certified genius- you've achieved the state of boredom where you manage to find the creativity to type the alphabet in such an astounding order. Usually a mark of a very, very advanced person who has been bored for a long, long time in their lives.

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by Phasmos May 25, 2025

plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.

“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”

by randallrandy May 29, 2025

plonk

a onomatopoeia for dropping shit on things or people

Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)

by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025

Planked

Planked means when the government uses a direct energy weapon like a vircator 1200 to torture someone to death.

Bob: Billy has been hearing voices and experiencing strange phenomena like feeling burns and smelling random stuff.
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!

by Punk123 June 28, 2025

Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank

You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank

by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025

Plinkerdonkle

An ongoing (one season every five years) dramedy TV show that is truly a work of art. Renowned for its candid portrayal of mental health, morally black antihero protagonist, and astounding effect on the creation of other TV shows.

Vince Gilligan: Plinkerdonkle taught me how not to make a TV show.

by EzraEvangel August 9, 2025

plonka

New Zealand/British slang referring to someone being silly, an idiot, or a term used to reference the male penis.

No a apple is not a weapon, you plonka

by nyagpt August 31, 2025