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Extreme poser

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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Hayden Posey

That kid Hayden Posey is one redneck motherfucker, but he sure has a big pecker
by FatBeanerFromHachie September 22, 2021
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NASCAR poser

A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)
Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!
by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022
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Stupid Poser

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"
by MrSquister April 12, 2023
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The kiss of Cyber Poseidon

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water
Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit
by Je suis Sus April 16, 2018
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Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's a fragile child not just on the surface, but down to their very core.
The boy/girl was a grown man/woman poser, posing as more adult and grown up than everybody else in their environment.
by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020
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Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's an adult on the surface, and a fragile child on the inside, easily hurt.
The grown man/woman poser was gonna keep acting tough until he/she figured a few things out about himself/herself.
by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020
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