Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Grass

Grass meaning is, that’s crazy, something that is mind boggling

Dude that trick was grass

by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020

Grass Gaming

Literally Trash. So Bad That They Lie About How Good At Something They Are, And Then You Watch Them Do It And They Are Terrible At It. Kinda Like Playing A Game With A Keyboard Made Of Grass

Person1: yo my guy! The other day I sniped some kid so hard he raged
Person2: dude. you have to stop lying. you playing is like Grass Gaming

by Whenyoudiediediedie August 12, 2021

Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

Grass

Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch

Normal person: go touch grass

Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!

by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022

Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

grass ass homie

Gracias bro

“Here’s your ointment”
“Grass ass homie”

by The.best.around October 17, 2017