Skip to main content

nerd-central 

someone who watches the entire Star Wars Trilogy instead of finishing his/HER paper.

someone who wishes someone else would make a movie about JEDI NINJA.
OMG Vicki*, you're like totally NERD-central!

*name chosen in random
nerd-central by Eagle_Friends April 15, 2009
Related Words

Nerd-for-pay

A person who works in science, medicine or a technical field strictly for the money with no inclination, taste for it or interest outside of financial. Derived from the gay porn term "gay for pay". Some one who has sex with people of the same gender strictly for money.
He is actually a rock guitarist but during the day, he is an anesthesiologist. He's strictly nerd-for-pay.
Nerd-for-pay by millax May 25, 2009

nerd level 

the unit of measure on how many wedgies, lockker stuffing incidents , stolen lunch money, etc. occur to a nerd in one day
his NLreached an all time high of 15
nerd level by asian September 8, 2003

Nerd Shady 

Adj. An extremely queer insult which is only ever used by people who are faggots when it comes to name calling.
Guy 1: "Look a him, the Nerd Shady"
Guy 2: "Don't be so gay!"
Nerd Shady by Nerd. December 31, 2007

nerd wannabe 

A nerd wannabe is an ironic kind of person whose parents are usually doctors, lawyers, or CEO's but who claims to be super nerdy. Generally, this kind of person finds the phrase, "work hard, play hard" magnitizing, since he or she does not actually give a shit about being productive or innovative for its own sake. Nerd wannabes wear expensive clothes, act exclusively, and do whatever makes their college resume look better. At elite institutions, which exist at all levels of educational attainment in the US, they perform superiorly to many true nerds due to a host of invisible social advantages, originating with their circle of friends, their parents, and with other privileged people who generally favor them over, especially, a true nerd from a poor or rural area.

They are probably invested in the nerd mythos for the promise of wealth and power, and the veneer also reduces the social tensions that would arise from other people finding out that nerd wannabes are not actually biologically superior. These strange imposters care little about working hard in order to learn, and they trade notes and cheat at every opportunity.

They are easy to identify. Look for a moderately sized group of high achievers with excellent social skills, where absolutely none of whom exhibit OCD, Aspergers, ADHD, etc, which might be a source of mutant intelligence for some true nerds. This group also rejects diversity as much as jocks. But not gay kids because that's not PC.
You had extra-marital sex at a night club last night? You are probably just a nerd wannabe. Nice Coach purse.
nerd wannabe by Doc Shizze November 8, 2010

Nerd Poop 

The act of sitting reverse on the toilet, setting one's laptop on the tank of the toilet, and using it while completing the poop
Friend: Hey bro you wanna Skype?
Nerd: Can't. I'm nerd pooping right now.
Nerd Poop by Nerd Pooper July 20, 2011