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Obscure and convoluted language used by pretentious, insecure and narcissistic executives and account teams in marketing and advertising agencies the world over. This bastard dialect of the english language is mostly used to covertly conceal huge gaps in intellect and lack of subject knowledge, common sense and a thourough inability for independent thought.
A fine example of marketinguese is "we need to produce a strategically effective relationship between the consumer and the brand via targeted communications and profiled segmentation".
Despite being the person who produces the marketing materials and having multiple degrees, I do not understand a word of marketinguese and prefer to speak proper English since it is kind of nice to be understood.
by millax April 10, 2009
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A Lab ho is a female undergraduate, graduate or post-doctoral student who flirts,has sex with, seduces or starts relationships with males in the lab be they fellow ( promising and gifted) students, professors or lab supervisors, attending physicians or chief residents etc.. without regards to their marital or relationship status.
Lab hoes are ubiquitous at physical, natural and biomedical sciences laboratories at Academic institutions across the globe and also common in industrial research labs the world over.
These women see their vaginas as perfectly valid tools to advance their careers or to improve their status in the scientific community.
While we were running an RT-PCR that lab ho blew Professor Smith in his office.
by millax November 17, 2008
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A person who works in science, medicine or a technical field strictly for the money with no inclination, taste for it or interest outside of financial. Derived from the gay porn term "gay for pay". Some one who has sex with people of the same gender strictly for money.
He is actually a rock guitarist but during the day, he is an anesthesiologist. He's strictly nerd-for-pay.
by millax May 25, 2009
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