clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

Double Stuffed Muff

when the size of your penis is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia

Sarah said that Spencer had to use the Double Stuffed Muff to satisfy her, because his tiny penis could never reach the orgasmic level.

by Dick Flowerpot May 2, 2012

puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

by ricksoutheast82 March 31, 2007

maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

Jizzer Muff

Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.

Eww hes a jizzer muff.

Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.

by StormSammons August 7, 2009

Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.

Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.

by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017