pat keys

Just wants an apology.

“We’ve found your old tweets, apologise to Pat Keys!”

by MontyPanesar June 30, 2020

Keylin

This girl is one of the realist girl you will ever met she'll make you the happiest person on earth. Her smile could make u fall for her instantly and she is extremely caring and sweet. She is trustworthy. She is also a animal lover. She will always be there for her friends no matter what and has a big heart. Don’t lose her or else you will regret it .

Keylin is the best!

by Real cat July 9, 2018

Keyur

A man who your momma warned you about. A very charming personality with great sense of humour. KEYUR have a very different way to view the world. A very compassionate and righteous personality. Have a magnetic field for opposite sex and actual knight in shining armour . Can be compared to superhero.

Definitely not a Breaking Bad series fan.

Only if you are demigod you can become Keyur

by keyring August 21, 2017

Keylin

A beautiful, confident girl who doesn't take shit from no body. She is the crazy one, but still knows when to be serious.And she will fall for those who are hard to get but will somehow get em

Damm Keylin is so fine

by Only girl in the world, Mrs Tomlinson March 8, 2015

Keyona

Keyona is fine, cute, sweet, loud, coo and crazy, but she has u huge heart and a fat big booty she is thick and pretty in the face almost everyone like having her as a freind she is shy meeting people for the first time but if someone tries her she is not afraid to fight. When she likes you she will show it in different ways she's a freak and very talented in the bedroom.

"Hay do u know keyona"
"Yea who dosent she is fine as hell".

by James Scott November 23, 2016

Keylee

Fiercely loyal to those they love but also equally shy when it comes to their own self. Will go to war for a friend who deserves it and give their all to a true love but woe betide a liar or cheat to a Keylee. Watch the fires grow and hear the storm begin when that happens. Beautiful, funny and extremely quick-witted, a Keylee will usually do their level best to draw a quick chat into a conversation but always bring the laughter right out into the open.
Finding a Keylee who is available would be a dream so if you manage to find one, hold on and don't let go. The ride will be emotional but always special.

Quit yer jawin' or she'll do a Keylee on yer ass!

by Skylina April 12, 2011

Pork Scotch Keys

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.

Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009