Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021
Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.
Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"
One of these quotes include:
"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."
In his defense:
"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"
As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"
One of these quotes include:
"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."
In his defense:
"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"
As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
by CodFish2 February 01, 2025
by daelynfr May 09, 2024
The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”
by Themanwhomightbe May 06, 2022
A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”
Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?
Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
by thekingofdefinitionshimself May 05, 2022
A hot guy with curly hair and freckles wannabe mountainbiker and has no rizz and is a suicide boy meatrider
by fartlicker67 January 14, 2024