Ghost Job

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

bacon blow job

Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.

My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.

by BaconMakesEverythingBetter June 23, 2010

the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

Quarter-Job

When You Get A Blowjob From A Cheap, Smelly, Whore For Only A Quarter.

"We Have To Go To Mikes Moms House To Get Quarter-Jobs Before The Party."

by Mitchell Clooky January 8, 2008

Amish Job

An Amish job is the act giving a hand job but unlike a normal H.J., the giver must use both hands and must also lubricate the penis using whole cream. The giver then proceeds to massage the penis in a vertical reciprocating motion (resembling the act of churning butter) until the cream that is acting as the lubricant has coagulated and turned into butter. The entire act must be performed in candle light, as the Amish do not use electricity.

When you're finished milking the cows, why don't you use that cream to give me an Amish job?

My Amish Jobs make the best butter.

Watching her churn that cream into butter made me crave an Amish Job.

by yobozobill May 3, 2009

Fun Job

The act of sucking on a man's balls while giving him a hand job.

Tina sometimes grows tired of the standard blow job and instead opts for the fun job.

by PPP2009 April 13, 2009

Janitor Job

n: A blow job given to a hot latino or puerto rican maintenance man that wields a mop or is handy with a broom

or

n: a name given to the giver of said head

did you hear christy gave a janitor job to that latino maintenance man?

are you lost janitor job? the maintenance man went that way.

by theMXN December 1, 2009