fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"

DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved

by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017

Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

jesserbation

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure

damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

by the masked avenger July 6, 2006

Jesus mixmaster

Helicopter, autogiro, chopper, copter, eggbeater, or whirlybird

Antap in heven Brindleyman lukinswanpela nois wanpela Jesus mixmaster.

by Doug Mack January 2, 2008

Jesus Style

To carry something like Jesus did with the cross.

I carried my backpack full of books home Jesus style.

by CGpalace June 24, 2009

Jesus Christ, Marie

Breaking Bad A term used by the character Hank Schrader, in reference to his wife Marie's utter foolishness in regards to minerals. Became a meme enjoyed by all fans of the show.

"Jesus Christ, Marie! They aren't rocks, they're minerals!"

by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016

Jessica Smith

baller, cool, funny as frick, tall asf, nice, loves to take long walks on the beach !! HATES BEING CALLED BIG

Everyone needs a JESSICA SMITH in their life

by kahkis August 3, 2018