greaserlock

A badass Sherlock AU Where Sherlock slicks his hair back, flirts with John, and rides a fucking Motorcycle

Person 1: Did you see tha greaserlock fanart?

Person 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure John like it too *winks*

by ShippyMcShippington May 9, 2018

Grease Boi

Kids who don't shower often, and have oily foreheads and greasy hair.

1:Damn that kid stinks. And his hair, it's so greasy!
2: Thats because hes Grease Boi

by PoopPant March 13, 2018

Greasily

To do something sneakily or mysteriously. People may question it, but don’t let it get through your fat head to your skull, because then you’ll be a bad boy.

He greasily snuck the 50 pound sausage past the airport staff.

by Sujay Lover June 2, 2018

greasy gecko

When you jizz on your hands then finger your girl with em

Imma give her the greasy gecko to get her the pegnanto

by Slayrodt July 30, 2018

Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

Grease Gorilla

A very greasy gorilla who is low on brain cells and high on acne. They are very big and dum. They like to steal food and play hockey. They have a quick temper and pysical strength. They are a very rare species and usally hang around greasy grove.

That kid is such a grease gorilla.

by XXXCelstia December 5, 2018

Grease my salad

Verb
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.

Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.

Example 1
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.

Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018