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ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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ejected

when it comes out (if you know you know)
I ejected out of my dick and went on my hand
by beater defeater 69 November 12, 2023
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Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.
"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."
by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025
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Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016
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Rejected Ejected

When you get rejected and ejected from the friend zone.
Bro… (9Pedosom)
Yeah? (7Pedson)
I got Rejected Ejected(9Pedosom)
by Α March 10, 2022
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ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.
James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023
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cuntus ejectus

Happy cuntus ejectus Kelvin! How many years has it been since you travelled down the canal for smack?
by GuttandTag August 11, 2023
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