A lady in the caf came up to me and offered to have me meet with a dietishen... Bitch I ain't that fat
by paxek August 3, 2012
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I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014
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Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
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Get the doriett mug.When you cum straight up then let the jizz dry on tip of your meat stick (dick without skin) then once dry, peel off very fast just like when you were little and peeled dried glue off your hand.
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Get the dried tomato mug.I'm not drunk,I'm driered.
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