drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

driveby smut

The smut in the background of major motion pictures.

Centerfolds hanging up in the barracks, lockers, of soldiers.
"I was watching Aliens and I got some driveby smut when cam panned past the guys gearing up..."

by Kushtika October 21, 2009

Drive-by Knowledge

Educating someone by driving by that person and yelling information that person would likely not know.
ex.
Yelling this when passing a man or women that is walking on the sidewalk: "Peptide, Noun, short polymers formed from the linking of amino acids."

I got hit by some Drive-by Knowledge today, I was walking home and a car yelled what the defination of a peptide was at me.

by I am, Dictionary man May 1, 2010

drivestalking

When you driving and either you are following somebody unintentionally, or vice versa.

A "Dude that person keeps following me everywhere I turn"
B "Do you think it's a cop or you know them?"
A "No, I think they are just drivestalking me."

by tbone33126 May 27, 2010

drive-by bj

What a "booty call" tells her/his friends when they are going to have a quick hook up.

Tiff: Where are you going Cas?
Cas: Oh just going to do a drive-by bj. Be back in a few

by WalrusGumbo July 4, 2010

Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

drive-by friending

the act of friending someone on Facebook, writing something mean on their wall, then unfriending and blocking them.

That jerk Shane is on Facebook now, so I did a drive-by friending on him.

by MichiganJ September 14, 2010