Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
by windadam April 17, 2009
Get the Distraction Jackson mug.Combination of the word 'distracting' and 'procrastinator' - Someone who's pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.
Coworker: (doing work) Cut it out Janice, you're such a distractinator!
Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!
Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!
by opticalmask April 10, 2010
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a crime-fightin squirrel who uses his distracting powers to make the crooks forget what they were doing and there for unable to carry out the crime
by Cashew the Sidemonk December 1, 2010
Get the Distrakto mug.When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.
by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013
Get the Distract Attack mug.A person who constantly asks you useless questions or bothers you. Some examples are: mom, brother, sister, etc.
by JonVIto16 July 3, 2015
Get the Disturber mug.Katniss Everdeen lives in district 12 for the first 17 years of her life until the Capitol bombs it when Katniss broke the arena in Catching Fire. It is also the mining district but not for jewels, but for coal.
Katniss Everdeen walked through the ruins of District 12.
"You know it's going to be a good year when we get a volunteer from the border districts." "Yes, wasn't it the female tribute from district 12?"
"You know it's going to be a good year when we get a volunteer from the border districts." "Yes, wasn't it the female tribute from district 12?"
by book_lover64 February 28, 2016
Get the district 12 mug.A distraption happens during the experience of checking your phone/computer for something specific, but falling into the trap of responding to a message or alert (or other distraption) that you find when you go to do your original task, which then gets you lost in a series of follow-on distraptions until you have forgotten what it was you originally wanted to do in the first place.
I wanted to write you that email, but I must have got caught in a distraption, and then before I knew it three-hours had gone by before I remembered, half-way through a making of the Dark Crystal series, that I was supposed to do something important..
by Xplody October 11, 2019
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