Dildo sharpener

A device for sharpening dildos

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty

by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018

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you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"

by #4567 February 20, 2017

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Dildo, NL

You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.

"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.

Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!

by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020

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Dildo

A plastic rubbery fake penis that you use for self-entertainment and it makes you cream yourself. You can get ones that vibrate and tear your insides apart.

Aww I wish I had a dildo right now.

Jess: Jason used my black dildo on me last night it was so good.

Liv: Aww your so lucky I wish my boyfriend would clap my insides with a dildo.

by BIGBLACKBOYCUMINGINYOURMOM March 27, 2019

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