cryptobussy

What you name your anus when you have Cryptosporidium and are constantly shitting yourself

My cryptobussy is taking an absolute beating after every meal

by anonymous March 8, 2024

Cryptik

Ze simp

Hmm… I wonder if Cryptik will see this…

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

Cryptik

1:A dirty little monkey boy simp (for Ze)

2:The act of being a FNAF editor obsessed with Ze

Hey, have you seen that one Cryptik made a new FNAF vs edit!?

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

cryptarchy

Rule by secrecy. Secret government. A government by secret rulership.

Dude, from recent events, I swear, there has got to be a shadow government, thus were under cryptarchy, not open democracy.

by digitteknohippie April 28, 2024

Cryptocurrency

I grift proposed to you by your High-School Bully, you know, the one who was divorced three times in one year and reeks of knob cheese

Gregory: Dud, I'm telling you, I'm gonna hit it big with this new token, honest man, Cryptocurrency is the future!
Daniel: Greg, you are the same guy who bet that Left Behind would get an Oscar nomination

by Big, Big, Martian May 4, 2024

cryptosmite

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....

student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.

by anonymous May 9, 2024

cryptosmite

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....

student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.

by therealmia May 9, 2024