Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Salty crumbler

When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.

Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..

by Black dot April 14, 2017

spitting crumpets

Slang for shit British rap music

"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"

by bad brenda March 6, 2020

Butt crumbs

When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out.

I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs

by xwickedxxpediax August 30, 2021

Apple Crumble

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.

This dinner party has all gone apple crumble

by BigMuscleBill May 20, 2022

Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 14, 2010

Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.

Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.

by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023