Coronacoaster

noun. The ups and downs of a pandemic. One day, you're loving your bubble, doing workouts, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.

I'm on a coronacoaster.

by vamosver July 14, 2020

Corn

side effects of corn: choking, i guess

come down today to try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn

by yeahhhhno May 14, 2021

corporatism

A politico-economic system in which most power is held by large corporations, often mistakenly called capitalism. This is the current governing system of most of the world.

Man, that ain't capitalism. Look at all advantages the big multinationals get. Subsidies and all that shit. They write the laws. What you got is some motherfucking corporatism.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003

approval from corporate

A term used to designate that the spouse in control of the household finances has given approval to make a large purchase.

Me: Did you get approval from corporate to purchase that $350 digital storage device?

Tim: Yes, with the proviso "If you think we really need it."

by sutch May 9, 2009

corsaired

to get corsaired: When one looks good on paper and gets interviews for a job, but completely fails to convert a single interview into a job offer due to a lack of personality or social skills. Especially used in context of on-campus interviews for post-graduation recruiting, whether for college, law school, business school, graduate school, job fairs, or anywhere one has the opportunity to interview with multiple employers for entry-level positions.

A: "What are you doing after graduation?"
B: "I don't know yet...still looking for jobs."
A: "I thought you had a lot of interviews? That sucks."
B: "I don't know what happened. I'm graduating summa cum laude, too"
A: "What happened is you got cosaired."

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X: "Do I come off as socially awkward to you?"
Y: "No...why do you ask?"
X: "Well I have a few interviews coming up and I'm afraid of getting corsaired."

by Bonnie Pruitt July 5, 2010

The Corporate

When a guy blows his load in his hand, and slaps the girl in the face with his wad of cum, and says, "You're Fired!".

She was a slampig anyways, so I jerked off in my hand, and gave her The Corporate.

by JMoney33 July 18, 2009