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corsaired 

to get corsaired: When one looks good on paper and gets interviews for a job, but completely fails to convert a single interview into a job offer due to a lack of personality or social skills. Especially used in context of on-campus interviews for post-graduation recruiting, whether for college, law school, business school, graduate school, job fairs, or anywhere one has the opportunity to interview with multiple employers for entry-level positions.
A: "What are you doing after graduation?"
B: "I don't know yet...still looking for jobs."
A: "I thought you had a lot of interviews? That sucks."
B: "I don't know what happened. I'm graduating summa cum laude, too"
A: "What happened is you got cosaired."

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X: "Do I come off as socially awkward to you?"
Y: "No...why do you ask?"
X: "Well I have a few interviews coming up and I'm afraid of getting corsaired."
corsaired by Bonnie Pruitt July 5, 2010
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cornhole corsair 

A derogatory, alliterative nickname for male homosexual.
"That guy is a real butt pirate."
"Yeah, he's a total cornhole corsair."

Corsair One

A type of Corsair computer which is really small but happens to have really good specs for the size. It is typically 1/2-1/4 the size of a normal pc
"Wow! that Corsair is really good"

"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"
Corsair One by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
an air vehicle in starcraft(broodwar) designed for the protoss. thay are the equivalent of the valkyrie and the devourer. built by the dark templar, they have a low damage but with a high rate of fire and spalsh damage.
he thought he could ruin my turret defense with guardians, but my corsair's shreded him.
corsair by scott mawdsley April 26, 2008
Corsair F4U is better than any other propeller plane. EVAR
Corsair by raZe February 20, 2004
A hardware manufacturer that makes computer hardware and peripherals/accessories. They're a trusted brand.
Bro I have a CX550M and 64GB of Vengeance and this RGB keyboard, headset, and mouse from Corsair.

Nice
Corsair by fc2078 January 14, 2021
the best gaming keyboard/mouse manufacturer, PERIOD.
Person 1: so I bought this new keyboard and it broke after a month, can you guess what manufacturer?
Person 2: Lemme guess, razhit?
Person 1: Yeah, Then I got the corsair K95 OG rgb and it still holds up.
Person 2: Are you planning on getting the K95 platinum rgb speed when trusty ol' OG breaks down?
Person 1: hell yeah.
Corsair by DablordHentaimaster69 December 15, 2017