Stephen Colbert

1) America (and so can you)
2) Host of The Late Show, and former host of The Colbert Report (pronounced Colbear Repour)
3) The perfect human being.

I enjoy watching Stephen Colbert; he's so funny!

by An_Unnamed_Cell May 24, 2018

James Cole

Period

When a girl bleeds, like James Cole.

by Bobby Munro September 9, 2010

Cole

A ugly guy with a small WANGER and and a rat tail

Omg look at his tiny wiener he must be a cole

by Jockey29 May 11, 2016

Cole's Law

Akin to Murphy's Law

Cole's Law:

If one is feeling "raw," the set of rules that one is an unwilling adherent to; whereby everyone and everything that could irritate the living tits out of one turns up in the course of one's day.

Insult to Injury in a wholemeal pun.

A. Oh Christ! On a day like today I have to deal with my taxes?

B. Cole's Law, mate.

by jimbles August 8, 2009

Cole

To walk away from an event that you promised to partake in. To abandon plans that you helped make.

Man, Joey really pulled a Cole tonite, what a lil bitch!

by DaBigM March 5, 2007

Colten

Some homeless guy you find on the street playing fortnite

Colten: “Hey kids do you want to play fortnite?”

by Mayo._.memes June 13, 2019

colebating

Colebate*ing
-verb
Exuding large gratutious amounts of coleboyic secretion while under the influence of burrtitos noches.

"Where the shit is Coleman?"
"It's that god damn colebating."

by Funk sauce January 12, 2008