cloudfukt

klowd fukt: adj. When one's online business becomes rendered inacessible whimsically to web browsers capable of denying fingerprinting.

Must be hard times in the internet security services sector; my hosted web business got cloudfukt.

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Cloff

To show intense attraction and affection

She cloffed on me so hard last night, bro.
Did you see that new guy? I think I'm about to cloff on him.

by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025

Cloudhead

People who use AI all the time, to the point you can't tell if they are thinking.

Dude stop being such a cloudhead

by YummySalt July 2, 2025

Clouchy

(Adjective)
A clouchy person is typically mischievous, malevolent, full of trickery and lies they use against you in their own interests.

That clouchy Osouli!

by Wathek_lover69 July 20, 2025

Cloudflare

Hahahahaha see!? I toldja!

Hym "Yeah! Cloudflare? Isn't that those slop-maze guys? I mean... What did you expect? It's model after my mind and I figured out a way around it I like less than 15 seconds. Hym no justsu: Unstoppable AI bot attack!!!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Clouch

An especially cool and stylish couch.

Dude you have a total clouch in your apartment.

by ilikepoptart August 7, 2025

Chouffeur of the room

From the French word “chouffeur” which means “watcher”. A chouffeur from the room is (usually) a guy attending to a party without pertaining to the fun. Can also be used to describe someone watching a twitter thread from afar.

He just standing there looking at girls. He’s such a chouffeur of the room.

by Usodumb August 26, 2025