Clouf

1. A word used when you really want to annoy someone.

You can use this word in context with anything, therefore it annoys people who dont know what it is.

2.A text error for the wordCloud

3.A alternate word for a penis

Eric: dude have you cleaned your clouf lately?

Jason: What the hell is a clouf man!

Eric: It's a very pleasurable experience if you do it correctly

or

Eric: thats not how you spell cloud idiot!

or

Lindsey: hey can i touch your clouf?

Eric: Any day baby... any day

by Kirbotron March 30, 2009

clouf-booter

An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!

That clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency!

by ThePrarieNigger February 23, 2014

Clorfors

The Clorfors were a race of tight pockets and swindlers from the planet Clorfor. You Earthlings might liken them to "space jews". You might also call me racist but it's hard to be racist towards a race that doesn't exist... Like the Clorfors!

Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money. Blew those bastards up is what I did!

by Lord Frieza July 7, 2011

Cloud District

A place you don't get to very often.
I.E. The club, the grocery store, the Jarl's palace, a vagina

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)

by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr May 24, 2016

Douche Cloud

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.

Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz

by Talamascaa April 15, 2017

cloud agnostician

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure

We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician

by agnostifier October 3, 2019

every cloud has a silver lining

This phrase is used to encourage a person who is in a very bad situation to create hope.

"Don't worry Joey, every cloud has a silver lining, you'll definitely get past this."

by Frozen White March 28, 2016