1. A word used when you really want to annoy someone.

You can use this word in context with anything, therefore it annoys people who dont know what it is.

2.A text error for the wordCloud

3.A alternate word for a penis
Eric: dude have you cleaned your clouf lately?

Jason: What the hell is a clouf man!

Eric: It's a very pleasurable experience if you do it correctly

or

Eric: thats not how you spell cloud idiot!

or

Lindsey: hey can i touch your clouf?

Eric: Any day baby... any day
by Kirbotron March 31, 2009
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An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!
That clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency!
by ThePrarieNigger February 20, 2014
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