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chooch monkey

Someone who thinks they're right all the time even in the most rediculous situations and are extremely stupid. The term chooch monkey is used as a comeback.
Donna- "Hey thats justin beiber!"
Lex- "Shut up you chooch monkey, that's my brother..."

retard ignorant stupid
by the smart one (; March 1, 2011
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chootch

A little Italian jerk in a zooped up Honda, wearing many gold chains and a backwards baseball cap..Like M.J.D.
by Rock April 15, 2003
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Chooch Bag

Someone who tries way to hard at all times of their life especially at sports, in which their an above average athlete at best. And they can not take a joke. They usually spend absurd amounts of time with Sprute Sacs doing who knows what.
Dude, quit being such a Chooch Bag. Your such a queer!
by Buck Bob March 21, 2010
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Chookie

n. Another term used for one moving their bowels shit
by Frazier May 30, 2006
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choobina

a boob that is fatter than it is long and has a vagina for a nipple
wow did u just see that guy? He had a choobina!
by lance orgill December 19, 2007
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chookabombo

n. a dolt or any person who is like a dolt; stupid, idiotic, silly
That man is a chookabombo.
by Vid R May 15, 2008
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Choobleteer

Bastardized verbal offshoot of Choob, which denotes a High Level Noob (generally, really lame Hi-Lvl Offensive Choob, Zero Def Chumpleteers).

Said as: Choob-luh-teer

Choob was originally coined by Frog_Stomper during a Runescape fishing trip in Karamja, during the usual Level Up sessions.

"Choobleteer" was later coined as an add on to the general douchebaggery found in the Wildy (pre-current RS lameness) when actual HIGH LEVEL Players would go out to mine, and really lame, Zero-Def Choobs would show up in groups to gangbang and do 'Tard-By's on unsuspecting people.

(During the good old days of Auto-Miners)

Evidently, unknown to Frog_Stomper, Choob has become defined in the Urban Dictionary.

See also: Chooblet(s), Chumpleteer(s)
(Chump-luh-teers)

Definition:
Used primarily for denotion of "ghey" or choob groups in the old RS Wildy.
Like the 3 "Musketeers", except the stupid low-def versions running in packs with no actual skills.

All coined prior to heavy text/chat filters in use in RS now, but used primarily to replace basic cursing of opponents, or general retarded douchebaggery.
Choobleteers- Dude, we went mining at the addy rocks way past 16 Wildy, and a bunch of Zero Def. Choobleteers did a 'tard-by on us. Good thing, I only lost an Addy pick.

Chumpleteers- Man, did you see those freaktards gangbang that Choob mage? Run you moron, they are coming after us........it is like watching a gang of stupid monkeys chase a hot dog I threw down a hallway.......

Choob- Dude, you are a Zero Def. Choob, the only thing you are good for is me beating on you, and watching you get 'Tard-Pooned by other Chooblets.
by TheBigGiz October 17, 2008
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