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angry carpenter

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction
Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.
by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009
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three bean carpet salad

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
by n26 October 17, 2007
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Carpet Slipper

Mr Cockman's own special brand of bottom gas;a quiet and yet utterly foul wind;the effect of being brushed by arse air,similar to turtle's breath
all the time,in his living room,silent,and violent
by Dr Lokoss March 11, 2004
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carpetmuncher

my fucking roommate, stephanie, is a carpetmuncher. i caught her with her great grandmother
by raymond January 10, 2004
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Carpet

A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.
Bassist's do it with rhythm.
Carpet you are unco. =)
by PancreasPoke November 7, 2007
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Carpet Bumming

A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.
Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?

Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.
by Jimbo J December 7, 2007
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carpet diver

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.
Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance
by buddysmoken December 23, 2013
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